Jesus: “Boycotting ‘Da Vinci’ Is Silly”
Ok, so it’s not really Jesus, it’s some guy pretending to be Jesus. But we love his stuff. Here are some excerpts:
I never had a baby, but I also didn’t invent the chair, but most of you let that fact slide in “The Passion Of The Christâ€. Sure, the “DaVinci†movie might lead some astray, but so might your rush hour traffic driving…
If you want to boycott a movie, go to your local Blockbuster Video and beg them to get rid of all copies of “Chicago.†How that won a Best Picture Oscar, I have no idea. Do you really enjoy watching Richard Gere and Rene Zellweger sing and dance? Sure, it’s kinda fun to make John C. Riley do it, but Queen Latifa? Who thinks this stuff up?…
So, if you want to boycott “The DaVinci Codeâ€, I hope you are doing it because you always boycott movies that get bad reviews. Boycott bad musicals, not bad movies that make people think about who I was when I lived with you.
Link to “What Shalt Thou Boycott?”
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