Consensus: I Pity The Fool Who Doesn’t Vote
The results are in for “Who would be the most entertaining politician?”
- In last place, with 5% is Pale Girly Jesus.
- In a close second-to-last, with 8%, is Linda Richmond. (I could see “Fireside Coffee Talk” being a good thing.)
- Slightly higher at 11% is Benny Hinn. (Can you imagine fund-raising for the national debt?)
- Jumping up to 29% is The Mango. There is no explanation necessary.
- And the winner, with 47% of the vote, is Mr. T.
I pity the fools.
This week’s poll: You see a sign reading: “End 45 Speed Limit.” How fast should you drive?
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