Coming home this afternoon, I decided to devour a frozen burrito. I mean, a heated burrito. Which was once frozen.
And as I popped it in the microwave I thought:
“I’m gonna need some sour cream.
We don’t have any sour cream!
Ooh - ranch dressing would be good.
Everything is good with ranch.
Ranch, or chocolate syrup.
We don’t [...]
It’s been a long while since we’ve had this kind of fun. Anyway, here’s how many have made their way to the PiñaBlog via search engine friendliness. This is much more fun when you actually imagine people typing these words into Google:
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“watch mythbusters”
“fruit helmets”
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And [...]
File Under Who-Pays-These-Guys?
PRAGUE, Czech Republic (AP) — Leading astronomers declared Thursday that Pluto is no longer a planet under historic new guidelines that downsize the solar system from nine planets to eight. Michael Brown of the California Institute of Technology… was pleased by the decision. He had argued that Pluto and similar bodies didn’t [...]
Our friend, Izzy Matos, got married a couple days ago to a wonderful young woman to whom we will apologize profusely for the rest of time for Izzy’s behavior.
Anyway, they’re on their honeymoon in New Zealand, doing a Lord of the Rings tour. Early this morning I received a picture via a large imaginary [...]
This might be the first time I have ever specifically recommended that you visit a MySpace page.
I used to be really into Weird Al Yankovic. It wasn’t that I stopped listening. It was mostly that my all my music was stolen out of my car.
But today I found out Weird Al was giving [...]
I have a lot of pictures that I don’t want to edit.
I lost someone’s house key.
I really want to make some refried beans.
Sometimes I just want to do it my way.
Sometimes I just want to do it your way.
I’m afraid of what I don’t know how to do.
Aphids are eating the dill, and I don’t [...]
Lyndsay and I are in Long Beach for Izzy’s wedding, and I’m coming to you live from the Queen Mary.
We’re already in our second room, since last night about 3:00 AM a couple of guys showed up in the room next door to our first room, and proceeded to argue about, among other things, who [...]
Yesterday was Day One.
Yesterday was Lyndsay’s first day as a former-employee of Calvin Crest. She’ll be substitute teaching in the Oakhurst/Coarsegold area for the rest of this semester.
Yesterday was the beginning of the “Interim Period.” The summer staff is gone. CommonFire isn’t here yet. But we still have groups. So [...]
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