Will His Health Insurance Cover That?

Rosalie Druyan is threatening to file a lawsuit against “The Rolling Stones” for canceling their concert hours before it was scheduled to begin. The cancellation was due to Mick Jagger’s soar throat.
She wants $51 million.
$51,000,000.
Fifty-one million dollars.
The Brooklyn woman will be represented in the case by her husband, Martin Druyan and she claims the [...]

Pastor Appreciation Month

You may have known that October is Pastor Appreciation Month. I just found out today.
I would like to express my appreciation for some pastors who probably won’t get appreciated as Pastors publicly, in front of congregations, because a school didn’t give them initials or titles to put at the beginning or end of their [...]

Toothpaste, Pumpkins, and Vampire Math

Order iPod. Get Soap.
Huge Relief: Vampires are “mathematically impossible.”
The Church You Know
Big Mac Pumpkin
Why orange juice tastes bad after you brush your teeth.
Gameboy Around The World

How To Vote Like A Terrorist

This Just In: Terrorists support Democratic nominees in November elections.
Man, you don’t want to vote like the terrorists, do you?

Low Threat Church Part Two (Or: No Threat Church)

I received an email (reprinted with permission) from my friend Jamie who had some comments about the Low Threat Church post:
There are lots of reasons why someone would be nervous as they entered a church building, maybe even before that, on Sunday morning when they woke up and felt the tug, and thereby began to [...]

Use And Used

Tennessee State Sen. Roy Herron:
“Some of us have been reluctant to speak of our faith in the political arena … because we can see a danger that people deeply rooted in faith will seek to use God rather than be used by God.”
Via Sojourners

Vote For Me

Stephanie was in my office a while ago, and we were talking about the world of Student Government.
As a Junior in high school I ran for ASB Vice President for the following year. My campaign consisted primarily of posters and fliers with profound messages like:
Vote For Cory: He Likes Macaroni and Cheese.
While this is [...]

Egg Yolk and Buttered Toast

Talk to me about flavors. Not just “chocolate” or “lemon.” Think combinations.
Tonight I was wiping up the yolk from an over-easy egg with my buttered piece of wheat toast. I decided this is one of my favorite flavors.
A couple days ago someone mentioned eating tuna fish inside a baked yam.
What do you got?