Come Travis, Find Refuge
My friend Travis lives in Arizona. They were going to come visit us next weekend, but then he wrote me to say they were coming earlier. I thought nothing of it, until I found out that the former Governor of Arizona confirmed the UFO sightings of 1997.
Come Travis, you’ll be safe in California. We have Arnold to protect us.
I can’t wait to get out of this scary, hot-as-hell, old people driving 25 under the speed limit, scorpion-infested, UFO vacation spot that is called Crapizona. Beaches, smog, congested freeways, and best friends, here we come.
at 1:35 pm on March 24th, 2007