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Power of the Pie

When I visit school campuses I take pizza with me (which is the only logical method of student visitation). I’ve thought about creating a documentary about the effects of pizza on the teenage psyche, primarily through visual stimulation.

When I enter campus I hear various exclamations around me:

Some of them just stare. And some of them walk towards the boxes longingly, like Gollum entranced by the One Ring. They whisper, foaming at the mouth: “Can I have a piece of pizza?”

To some of them I am a hero. To some of them, I am their worst enemy: the guy who brings pizza, but not enough for everyone.

I believe that were there to be a teenage uprising, of the political and social sense, pizza would replace legal tender, and possibly even gold bullion.


6 Comments

Hey, I came when you weren’t brining pizza.

Posted by Cameron on 29 March 2007 @ 2pm

This makes perfect sense. Why didn’t anybody give me this idea when I was the youth guy visiting campus?

Posted by Bill Ekhardt on 29 March 2007 @ 6pm

indeed, you are a hero. And I know a “techno” reference when when I see one. :)

Posted by calvin on 29 March 2007 @ 8pm

“Follow Me, and I will give you pizza.”

Posted by jly on 29 March 2007 @ 9pm

I remember this phenomenon. I always struggled with how to answer their pleas for pizza. I hated saying “Sure… come and join our group” because it was too Rescue-Missionesque. Sometimes I would hand it out along the way, and end up with not enough once I’d reached my destination. At any rate, I love imagining you there…the Pied Piper of Pizza…bringing Jesus onto the campus along with the wafting aroma of pepperoni. You go bro.

Posted by Jamie on 2 April 2007 @ 7am

Hmmm, who would lead the uprising? Better question, who would oppose it?

Posted by Spencer E. on 3 April 2007 @ 3pm

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