Yesterday We Received A Wedding Invitation
And so it’s only appropriate that I share with you the Wednesday, May 30 entry from the Classic Dave Barry Calendar…
A formal wedding invitation should come in a squarish envelope, inside which should be several increasingly small envelopes accompanied by some sheets of what appears to be Soviet Union-era toilet paper. Also, there should be various cards on which all the numbers are spelled out, as in “at Four O’Clock on the Seventeenth of June, Two Thousand Seven” and “Two Hundred Ninety-Eight Harbour Oaks Manour Court Drive Terrace, next to the Seven-Eleven.” This information should be written in a high-class style of penmanship so difficult to read that many guests show up in the wrong state.
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