Last night at McDonald’s, the woman who served us at the counter, who was very excited about the new “Swamp Sludge” McFlurry, began laughing to herself and said - I kid you not - “I’m lovin’ it.”
I don’t hate James Dobson.
I don’t think James Dobson hates homosexuals.
I don’t think James Dobson opposes the hate crimes bill because he, personally, wants to kill homosexuals.
I don’t necessarily think hate crime legislation is a great idea to begin with.
Sometimes I blog faster than I think.
I get riled up real quick whenever I hear someone [...]
James Dobson is asking you to help stop hate crimes! Wait… no he’s not… he’s asking you to help stop the *stopping* of hate crimes! To be more specific, and slightly less derisive, Dobson (and others) would cheer the President in vetoing a bill passed by the House of Representatives that includes crimes motivated by [...]
I heard on the radio that in signing on with the Yankees again, you’ll be making roughly $7,500 per pitch you throw. I was wondering if you might consider donating one pitch per game to - I don’t know - anything.
Sincerely,
Cory
Lyndsay has junior high girls staying the night at our house tonight. I stopped by for a few minutes to pick up some clothes. I’m not really sure what happened, but there were noises, and yelling. I left as soon as I could.
Last night, a woman at church said I have “calling,” and that I should go to “seminary,” which I think she believes because I’m good at making “announcements.”
My friend, Brian, responding to my note asking about his new job as an Apartment Manager:
“Yes sir. It’s like running an out of control youth group … except everyone actually hates you.”
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