Say “Uncle”
I am the oldest of my siblings. Our middle sister, Robin, got married before any of us, and both my younger sisters have purchased homes. The other day I told Lyndsay that the only thing we’re going to get to do first is have kids (Robin always swore she would never have kids, and that if she babysit other children she would put them in the oven).
Well… too bad for us. Robin’s pregnant, and I’m gonna be an uncle. But I’m really excited about it. I think being an uncle will be a lot of fun. Especially since they live in Vegas and I’ll be the “Cool Uncle From California.”
The only thing Lyndsay and I may get to do first is get put into a nursing home by our children.
tio pina
at 10:50 am on July 6th, 2007
Maybe you’ll be the first to have them put you in the oven?
Congratulations!
I think rather, you two will be Funny Uncle Blonde-haired Red Beard and Sweet Aunt Smokin Beauty….
Yeah I thought those up myself. I’m a genius.;-)
at 11:34 am on July 6th, 2007
You could be the first one in your family to change your name to Megatron. Then you’d be Uncle Megatron from Cali, and what possibly could be cooler than that?
at 11:54 am on July 6th, 2007
and what makes you think your PARENTS won’t put you in a nursing home…
at 11:54 am on July 7th, 2007