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Save Our Hair!

I’m walking out of the grocery store this afternoon when a guy asks me if I’d like to donate toward “battered women, orphans, and men with receding hair lines.” I don’t know, it was something like that.

Anyway, I asked him if he had any paperwork I could look at to learn about what they do (at least I didn’t just blow him off). He proceeds to turn his TV tray toward me so I can see the sign taped to it reading: “Donate toward battered women, orphans, and (whatever it was)!” as if that was his “brochure.” I apologized and told him I didn’t feel comfortable handing my money out if I didn’t know what they were up to.

I decided this is my new approach. Not because I don’t want to give away our money. I just don’t want to give away our money to every guy in a white suit with a coffee can standing outside of Food Maxx who says it’s for a “good cause.” It’s a marketing issue. If they can tell me a bit about who they are and what they do, I’ll be more than happy to listen and consider. Please, Strange People Asking For Money, stop handing me spur-of-the-moment donation decisions when I don’t know you.


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as a side note, if you (or any one else out there for that matter) would like to donate funds toward the restoration of my receding hairline…that would be great.

Posted by geoff on 27 October 2007 @ 11pm

same with telemarketers. if they have something legit, they should be able to send you a brochure or flyer. those who are not usually hang up when you request it.

Geoff: sorry, failed follicles fall far short of financial philanthropy in our family.

Posted by cpdad on 29 October 2007 @ 4pm

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