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Our Bathroom: Mass Grave Site For Ants

“What is this? A building for ants?”
- Derek Zoolander

At first there were just a few dead ones. Nobody sprayed them. They were just dead.

And then it seemed like every time I walked in there would be more. Don’t tell anyone, but I sort of just left them there. I figured I’d get around to it later.

Then the baseboards were lined with dead ants. It was getting kind of gross, so I vacuumed them up. Hours later they were back. Dead. I can’t explain it.

Ants come to our bathroom to die.

I sat in wonder while I watched an ant waltzing around our bathroom floor, only to spontaneously struggle to his death. It’s like an Ant Bermuda Triangle. I feel like we should be performing some kind of ritual for them.


9 Comments

Your fortunate. This is a blessing.

Possibly a postmortem miracle of saint Angie of Modesto?

Posted by Cameron on 29 December 2007 @ 8am

It could be that they lack air…

Posted by N Tony on 29 December 2007 @ 1pm

I think you should look in to whatever kind of moldish substance could be growing in your bathroom, patent it, bottle it, and sell it. I smell profit. Or maybe just an ant free existance.

Posted by Geoff on 29 December 2007 @ 10pm

How about a mass eugoogooly?

Posted by Jamie on 30 December 2007 @ 8am

Then you could be a eugoogalizer.

Posted by Cameron on 30 December 2007 @ 11pm

Or did you not think I knew what a eugoogooly was?

Posted by Cory on 31 December 2007 @ 5pm

i hand an ant once…she lived on a hill
probably knew your friends

Posted by craig on 1 January 2008 @ 7am

You might also consider that if this substance is lethal to these small ants who inhabit your own slightly larger version of the center for kids who can’t read good, it might eventually become so strong that I would have to read eugoogalize at your funeral.

Posted by Bethany K. on 1 January 2008 @ 11am

Maybe you should tell Lindsay to spray the spray or open a window when she does her business.

Posted by irish on 9 January 2008 @ 5pm

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