Our Bathroom: Mass Grave Site For Ants
“What is this? A building for ants?”
- Derek Zoolander
At first there were just a few dead ones. Nobody sprayed them. They were just dead.
And then it seemed like every time I walked in there would be more. Don’t tell anyone, but I sort of just left them there. I figured I’d get around to it later.
Then the baseboards were lined with dead ants. It was getting kind of gross, so I vacuumed them up. Hours later they were back. Dead. I can’t explain it.
Ants come to our bathroom to die.
I sat in wonder while I watched an ant waltzing around our bathroom floor, only to spontaneously struggle to his death. It’s like an Ant Bermuda Triangle. I feel like we should be performing some kind of ritual for them.
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