Apparently It’s Our Decision

On the radio this afternoon an interviewee said we needed to “bring God back to this country.”
I had to laugh, because I wasn’t aware that a) He had ever left, or b) that we could even make Him go away.

Accidental Almond Farmers

Until a few hours ago we had what seemed like millions of tiny almond trees growing on our lawn, right below the intentionally-planted, grown up almond tree. Who would have known all you had to do to grow an almond orchard was to let almonds fall from a tree, and not pick them up?
It [...]

Star Wars According To A 3-Year-Old

Via Taylor

Pentrix, Perspective, and Puppet Politics

Pentrix: In case you missed all the pen spinning.
We could all use a good lesson from Perspective Man…
Diebold accidentally leaks results of 2008 election early.
The Adventures of Lord Mario… sorry, it’s violent here today for some reason…

Search Terms for Tuesday

How you searched and found the PiñaBlog today:

i have a niece
cats with lightsabers
church poop

Dear California,

We don’t make a ton of money, and we’ve already given you so much of it. Why do I have to give you more? I mean, come on! Even the Federal government is giving me $40 back. Can the extra $111 you’re asking for go toward reversing the massive cuts you’ve made to our education [...]

I Will Master This

Cosby sent me this link to an NPR story on Pen Spinning. The highlight is this video of “world-renowned pen spinner Kam Kuo” doing his thing.
I remember watching people do this in school and being totally jealous. Now that I’ve grown up a bit, I’m not totally jealous. Just a little bit jealous.

I Heard The Popcorn Prices Are High To Keep Ticket Prices Down

Thirty dollars later, we’ve got Jumbo popcorn, Sour Patch Kids, and tickets for Vantage Point. Blew my mind. If you haven’t seen the preview yet - don’t. Just go watch.