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I totally watched the first episode ever of Star Trek last night.

But I’m fairly certain that shortly after Adam left Eden he got a zit inside his nose.
This would have fallen somewhere between the first time the cat scratched the sofa and the first time dandelions showed up in his lawn.

An article in today’s Modesto Bee described the health benefits of owning cats:
A new study suggests cat owners are less likely to die of a heart attack or stroke than people who, well, don’t own cats.
That is, if your cats don’t do this.

You already feel like you’ve been listening to Jack Johnson’s new album for months. Except you’re not sick of it yet.

According to Boing Boing, someone is selling via eBay what he claims to be the nails used to attach Christ to the cross. Link

Today my friend Josh told me that a lunar eclipse is red because from the vantage point of the moon you’re viewing every sunrise and sunset on Earth at the same time.
My first reaction is: That blows my mind.
My second is: I have no second reaction, because my mind is so blown.

Sometimes I feel like changing the world. Sometimes I just want the world to give me a lot of money for doing nothing.