Colbert Hurts His Face, Won’t Tell How
CNN: “Colbert has claimed it could have happened by smashing watermelons with his head or by ‘practicing for a walk-on role in Cirque du Soleil and overestimating the number of French Canadians my forehead would support.’”
A Little Less LOST
For some reason while I was trying to be really productive, I started thinking about LOST. Let me know what you think of this theory.
I Won’t Tell You What Happened
But I will tell you that when you call your movie “The Happening,” you can do pretty much whatever you want.
Safe!
I just got my 1958 Gillette Super Speed Safety Razor in the mail from an eBay purchase. I’m kind of excited. Lyndsay says I’m turning into an old man.