PiñaBlog Bits and Pieces of Piña

I have a few, but I don’t know if they would fit with the humorosity of this blog.

I’ll leave one that isn’t funny: The earth is 6,000 years old.

Aye, I know of a couple very non-humourous ones:
1. God loves everyone exactly the same.
2 _Everyone_ has the chance to go to heaven.

As far as slightly more humorous:
1. You don’t have to believe Televangelists are the greatest God-send since sliced bread.
2. You don’t have to believe that Jesus was caucasian.
3. It is _not_ necessary to say “Amen! Hallelujah! Praise Jesus!” after every sentence in a sermon.
4. You don’t have to hate Muslims/those of the Islamic faith.
5. You don’t have to retreat into a cave in the woods, wear brown robes, pray 22 hours a day, take vows of celibacy, and never talk to anyone but God to be a Christian.

You’re a jesus freak

Use words like “meditate,” “authentic,” “awesome,” and “bro.”

You don’t have to feel heretical that you think Bono is the best Evangelist we have today.

You might have to feel heretical if you think Joel Olsteen is…

Something about the value of Thomas Kincade pieces?

that Amy Grant hasn’t fallen from Grace because she changed to “main stream” music. I wonder who started that one.

Something about saying the Prayer of Jabez every day…

A suggested title: I Kissed Left Behind Goodbye.