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Of-The-Day

This doesn’t mean anything.

Comes With The Carry Bag For Only $9.99


Opinion Article of the Day

“If Disney World can remain an open, welcoming place, with increased but invisible security, why can’t America?”
That wasn’t even the best part.
But maybe it’s just late.

Evangelistic Church Sign Of The Day

I’m not making this up:
“Try Jesus. If you don’t like him the Devil will always take you back.”

Employment Quote of the Day

My friend, Brian, responding to my note asking about his new job as an Apartment Manager:
“Yes sir. It’s like running an out of control youth group … except everyone actually hates you.”

Fortune Cookie of the Day

“Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”

Campus Quote of the Day and Mexican Delicacies

Student at Thomas Downey High School: “You don’t go here do you? Most people here don’t have beards.”
One of the preschool parents at church this morning informed us that he drinks hot horchata served at a Chevron station in Ripon. Around the corner. From. My. House. Life is complete.

Facebook Status of the Day

“Elizabeth is giving up her New Year’s resolution for Lent.”

Email Subject Title of the Day

“Susan Paul’s Missing Fork”

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