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Hey! Bale!

I thought you’d like to know that in Hebrew, Abel’s name sounds more like “Hay Bale.”

Stand Up Like A Man. To Pee.

This is totally worth your time. I promise.

Keep It Up, Moms

This weekend I decided that God’s conversation with Cain in Genesis 4 is like a nagging mother just trying to get her child to do the right thing.
EDIT: No. God is not a nagging mother. I said “like.”

It’s Not In The Bible…

But I’m fairly certain that shortly after Adam left Eden he got a zit inside his nose.
This would have fallen somewhere between the first time the cat scratched the sofa and the first time dandelions showed up in his lawn.

Great Question

Possible favorite question in the Bible.
God says to Adam: “Where are you?”

Unparaphrased, Direct Quote From A High School Student

“I really want to extend my bible knowledge, but I’m not sure where to start.”

Would You Believe

… 12 high school students got up to have a Bible study at 6 AM today? By choice.