We don’t make a ton of money, and we’ve already given you so much of it. Why do I have to give you more? I mean, come on! Even the Federal government is giving me $40 back. Can the extra $111 you’re asking for go toward reversing the massive cuts you’ve made to our education [...]
Sometimes I feel like changing the world. Sometimes I just want the world to give me a lot of money for doing nothing.
While I was reading about this $60, three-pound, Heavy-Weight Tape Dispenser that’s “heavy enough to permit single-handed use,” I reached over and pulled a piece of tape from my Scotch® plastic tape dispenser that I found in the office. With one hand.
I’m walking out of the grocery store this afternoon when a guy asks me if I’d like to donate toward “battered women, orphans, and men with receding hair lines.” I don’t know, it was something like that.
Anyway, I asked him if he had any paperwork I could look at to learn about what they do [...]
Darth Vader feels the blues.
Greenpeace urges kangaroo consumption … to fight Global Warming.
Your salary
The War On Zombies
People going through turnstiles
You’ve heard of TinyURL? Try HugeURL.
For my mother-in-law: Shipping Container Architecture
The Back-Up: if this is real, I just… I don’t know.
What to do if you find an Atheist: I should probably just create a whole category [...]
That ain’t no lie.
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